The dating dictionary

as much as i try to write only original stuff, i must post this..

ATTRACTION
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
DATING
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less [...]

Surviving life as a boarder(part 5)

Am sure u are wondering, where did I take my weekends? Or it is just that nowadays weeks are five days long? Weekends are usually the times one takes a break from the campus. I used to go home once in two weeks, when my parents still used to live in the vicinity of the [...]

Jesus H. Christ

I am in shock, even as I type this, I can hardly believe it is happening.
The unthinkable has happened. My hands are cold, and am literally and figuratilvey shaking as I type this. Barely an hour ago, it happened! No, I did not fall pregnant!
this is far deeper shit than that.
No, it ain’t HIV.
The fucking  [...]

Getting off the BT

X has been on the BT for a long time. Of course, long is a relative term here. But I assure you it is long..
So finally, X (not Xs) has burnt her bridges. She assured me she has moved on. It was one weird conversation, trust me. She told me she is on the prowl [...]

The birds and the bees

The conversation is awkward. My mum is escorting me to school. I am now in form two and she has noticed me eying the neighbourhood hunks(J), sometimes we hang out in the name of reading. My bro is also there when she starts asking about my strange friendship with boys. She wonders why I can’t [...]

Where is my muse?

Once in a while, I do reach points like this when nothing is forthcoming from my brain. Sentences remain unfinished and I just jot that down as poetry….. so I have decided to write the top 10 songs that take me there as of this moment. this list varies from time to time. I am [...]

Surviving Life as a boarder (part 4)

Furahi day. Frustrations of the week include the 3 hours you spent doing an experiment in which you blew up two diodes ( smoke rising, could have thought we were blowing up the lab..) which turned out to be wrong so you have to repeat the experiment. Three hours of wires and connections and electricity…. [...]

Surviving life as a boarder (part 3)

Its evening. Lessons are over. Activities for the night depend mostly on whether it is exam time, or if there is a CAT the following day, which means people will be doing their last minute cramming. Activities…hmmm… am sure your eyebrows are touching your hairline. This could range from Bible Study to society meetings, to [...]

If fuel prices go up.. Cowasaki technology

(This is an interlude between the memoirs)
A solution for all those who have been complaining about fuel prices, but dont want to try boda bodas or cycling or motorcycling..
i can totally picture Xs on the Cowasaki! made just right to ur specifications

Surviving life as a border (part 2)

Am sitting in class, totally bored. The lecturer talks to himself 90 percent of the time. Scratch that, 100 per cent of the time. Except once in a while I will answer a question. It is just in my nature to want to show off something I know. I look at the time for the [...]