Porn In Kenyan Matatus?

Posted on May 15, 2009 by SK

Is it just me, or has the third season of Heroes gone overboard with the violent scenes? The series is giving me nightmares, I must confess. I do not give myself migraines trying to decipher the plot. The writers are just as confused as I am, I think. Characters long dead come back to life, good guys become bad, the main villain might become the hero that saves the world…so I just enjoy each episode without wondering where it all leads.

Speaking of increased violence, it’s not in just in Heroes. Many PG rated programs should be rated 18 or something. And what is it with nudity? It seems every movie has to have some nude scene even if it does not tie into the plot. It’s hard to find a movie we can watch as a family.

Who predicted that very soon our Matatus will start playing porn? Well, the other day as we were talking, a friend mentioned how her dad was told to get out of the matatu, the conductor telling him that the it(the matatu) was only for young people. We are talking about those pimped up rides that charge you more so they can burst your eardrums with lots of crunk in the name of music.

The matatus then started playing the video versions that are x-rated. Usually, some musicians release two versions of the same song, or two videos of the same song. One is for the general audience (which you still can’t watch with your parents) and another is for…well…the others. At times like those, you don’t even look at your fellow passengers or you decide to listen to your own music.

Back to my friend, she continued to tell us about this matatus that ply the Eastleigh route. Apparently, some of them play porn, not the x-rated versions of videos, but the real thing. And not just anyone enters them. People make out on the way, so if you plan to enter these matatus, you have to be with someone.

Has the world gone crazy or what? Oh wait, the world went crazy a long time ago.

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82 Responses

  1. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M---, on May 15, 2009 at 9:14 am said:

    I have seen the second versions of many music videos but I have never seen them played in a matatu. I have never seen a matatu play porn too. The ‘worst’ I have ever experienced is one that played those raunchy Mike Rua’s tracks and it was very late into the night and the passengers sang along (they were all drank)

    If the story of Eastleigh is true, we are going too far. Very sad indeed. Such matters have their right place

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    • savvy, on May 15, 2009 at 11:17 am said:

      Lucky me, I can’t understand Kikuyu…so Mike Rua’s lyrics float by my ears.

      I have been in a mat that played “I wanna phuck you”..that popular song by Akon and Snoop. Then I saw a video with some chick baring her all…

      From then onwards, I try to avoid those loud mats. I don’t mind travelling in silence.

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      • phyl, on February 16, 2010 at 10:36 am said:

        Yea u r right, i always lk 4 the ugliest, damn an most definitely the most silent mat to board … hell no i ain’t blowing up ma head up

        I prefer the quiet ones where u can listen to your own music, even if it’s in your head. The loud ones are just noisy..

    • AK, on November 3, 2010 at 9:25 pm said:

      never seen porn on mats na i luv riding in the loud ones, the
      video i see are the same ones u see on the beat,straight up na
      mtv so wacha ku haribu jina ya mathree as if its playing hard
      core porn,what mathrees play have just bin mixed by ur mtaani
      dj and some of you have this mixes..stop being like this bitch
      ass journalists who are from posh homes na wana experince
      mathree in their twenties then write a negative articlle about
      something they know nothing about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and kwanza
      just to show this article is writen by a person who does not
      know what his talking about is that the porns ziko kwa mat za
      easichh!! hu mtu anajua eastlegh ama his just talkin,nikama porn ichezwe saudi arabia ama somalia!!!
      this is a punk niggaa or bitch whos mind is feed by propaganda and idle talk za gropiiees…stick to clubing stories za canivore na westi..wacha street anthems 4machizi wa street.Fall Out!!! an thats an order private!!

      you were googling for porn when you got this post, huh? I never said I have witnessed it, I ride in matatus everyday and I know what am talking about. They play uncensored vidz in some of those mats, you know? Anyway, you don’t have to read this blog.

      Reply
  2. Shiko-Msa, on May 15, 2009 at 9:17 am said:

    Even cartoons have not been left behind. These characters who for a long time have been deemed safe for children to watch often use the F word and a lot of violence and sometimes gun fighting.

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  3. Igna, on May 15, 2009 at 9:35 am said:

    The world is crazier than you think. Sex has moved outta bedroom in the the sitting room, airwaves, transport system, name it. Nudity is now an accepted lifestyle. I’ve boarded mats which play music but the clip shown is porn. The clientele is the young wit elderly ones denied entry.

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  4. 3N, on May 15, 2009 at 12:59 pm said:

    That is definitely taking it too far, porn should not be offered for public consumption. btw isn’t porn illegal in Kenya?

    It might be, but with an overworked police force who’d rather shoot at protesters, who is going to enfore the law?

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    • Peter (Walkabout) Njenga, on May 15, 2009 at 6:49 pm said:

      We have collectively lost our marbles.

      Only deliberate individual change will save us.

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      • victor mwangi, on November 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm said:

        i don’t know what i can say about that cozy i used to be a good boy but porn change or my mind and thought cozy everytime i see a gal i just of having sex with her and leave and i don’t know why cozy i’ve try to change but i can’t. is like i don’t have a heart cozy i don’t think of the heart but just sex cozy now my mind is thinking about having two at the same i don’t why cozy everywhere i go everyone is doing it and girls have became bad just like us so what do we do? we become more bad

    • chiziwamtaani, on February 15, 2010 at 1:32 pm said:

      Porn is not legal in Kenya, but the tragedy is that it’s also not “illegal”. There exists some pieces of legislation in the making, and some not so bold by-laws which law enforcers may use to bring an offender under the book but that’s all. Prostitutes soon get their way back into the trade. So do vendors of porn material. Many crusaders of illegalizing both vices soon give up the fight when hit by the shocking reality of just how decadent our morals as a society have become. If you were to start up and sustain a war against porn in Kenya, where would you really start? Parliament or the church? Home or the streets? Schools or the internet that is everywhere today including your own phone?

      It’s just hard to implement this laws, so it boils down to us.

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  5. EK13, on May 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm said:

    Even cartoons have sexual innuendo in them….watch closely!

    I am shocked at the level the matatus have come to nowadays. A huge culture shock for me when I decide to land.

    Cartoons nowadays are definitely not for kids. Unless it’s Tom and Jerry.

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  6. pinkmemoirs, on May 15, 2009 at 1:12 pm said:

    Time to move to Eastleigh 🙂

    The level of desensitization is our society is worrying. I worry for those people planning to be parents.

    It’s definitely worrying being a parent in this age…

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  7. Our Kid, on May 15, 2009 at 3:46 pm said:

    Now this is taking it a bit far. However, if warnings are given in advance about the content that is going to be shown, those who get into such souped or pimped or whatever they call them mats are also kinda to blame.

    Anyone who gets into the pimped up mats probably knows what to expect.

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  8. Rafiki, on May 15, 2009 at 7:55 pm said:

    Excuse me, what does the word ‘porn’ mean?

    Porn as in pornography? According to me, sex on TV. It’s something that you would not want to watch with your children!

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  9. KK, on May 16, 2009 at 4:16 am said:

    I’m with pink… time to move to Eastleigh… not. But like Our Kid said, at least they warn you before you get in.

    My pal’s father was told, “toka Mzee, toka.” They have their crowd..not everyone gets in.

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    • mboizmnoma, on May 19, 2009 at 9:42 am said:

      note to self:.. “never board a pimped matatu playing loud music with your folks”

      if you have to enter one, be alone and open minded.

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    • chiziwamtaani, on February 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm said:

      so who do they target? Your little gal or boy on his way to school or back home. I wish they locked out the little ones, and allowed adults only. Nowadays its hard to imagine that anyone is innocent, least of all our kids..

      and the way parents are so quick to buy their kids mobile phones..

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  10. acolyte, on May 16, 2009 at 6:59 am said:

    I see KEnyans have not been left behind when it has come to the sexualization of things.
    I remember it all began with the sale of those Ugandan and Tz soft porn mags and went downhill from there.
    I also hear that Kenyan strip clubs are off the chain!!!!!

    Kenyans have their own porn industry in River road..I’ll blog about it someday soon. As for the strip clubs, they are in full swing but am yet to check out any! Not my taste, really.

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  11. sibbie, on May 17, 2009 at 8:06 am said:

    Garissa lodge here I come!! hehe….

    But seriously, this porn thing has gone waaaay overboard. In campo it’s even worse…just look out for funny sounding folders being shared on J-net and you’ll be suprised.

    I’ll write about it. Guys in jkuat are obsessed with porn, why lie. I can’t sit down to watch a clip.

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  12. kachwanya, on May 17, 2009 at 11:32 pm said:

    Sex sells but I heard the porn industry was seeking bail out coz they too are facing credit crunch. That of course can only be in US and back to the local scene, i got tired of pimped up rides matatus coz they have crazy drivers and conductors. In some places they don’t even reach the final destination more so during rush hours. And now they showing xrated music videos? Kenyans gone wild i would say , recently i i saw a shocking sex video made by JKUAT students going round in the internet . Call it moral decay of high order!

    Porn is being churned out in our campuses, KU were the first to release, now JKUAT..I don’t know who else but I think we may be going overboard.

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    • chiziwamtaani, on February 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm said:

      I think society has always been immoral, sexually speaking. only that in the past things happened pretty much undercover. not so today, with internet everywhere and ma-3s with screens that can’t fit in your sitting room. if you have a kid or two they are probably on facebook right now hooking up with fans old enough to be their dad and stuck up 6,000 miles away doing what they are best at – taking away the innocence of your little gal. think about it… the internet is only a media that is exposing the truth that mankind has kept under wraps from time immemorial, about who we really are when no one else is watching… a bunch of cheating husbands, pedophiles and sexual perverts… pimps and prostitutes who otherwise act normal and even join the faithful in church on Sunday… this is the moment of truth, which I think comes before the final repentance… when all ugly deeds of mankind must come to the surface…. when all shall be left with little choice but to admit openly that they are sinners or risk having the pretense behind their holier than thou attitude unveiled for all to see…think about it.. today there are microscopic cameras embedded on just about any new electronic device that is released in the market complete with coded software to run them, and this also goes for any new building that is coming up today… someone is watching you, even this minute as you read on there is probably an IP camera over your head, and IP means it can be hacked from someone through the internet and be used to capture every move you make… just as the tiny camera on your laptop or internet enabled phone… you can run but you cannot hide….

      Put that way..the world sounds very scary..

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  13. boyfulani., on May 18, 2009 at 11:55 am said:

    At least, there seems to be a species that has remained rational and kinda ‘righteous’….
    probably, thats our hope.

    It will all boil down to each individual, I think, making their own decisions.

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  14. Kirima, on May 22, 2009 at 10:39 am said:

    Porn in “PUBLIC’ service vehicles is all wrong and should not be allowed by any sane person. If it should be there it should only be in private confines

    I agree

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  15. Tamaku, on May 24, 2009 at 7:29 pm said:

    Which are these matatus?! I’ll get my traffic policeman boyfriend to do something about it! They can have the dvd’s back after we’ve watched them…

    Matatus that ply the Eastleigh route..am yet to do the actual investigation, care to joine me?

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  16. mwass, on May 25, 2009 at 8:37 am said:

    quite funny in a sad way cz th moral decadence has way surpassed our capacity…….

    Things are out of control, I agree.

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  17. feelme, on May 26, 2009 at 8:32 am said:

    I believe we are at the end of time, and I’m not saying it to sound funny or anything but just try and think of the next coming generation. Our minds got poisoned long ago and no human being can save him/herself. If cartoons are having innuendo already, then it’ll affect the way little kids think and maybe even affect their hormonal system. Porn doesn’t have to be on tv alone, girls in my estate walk around in hot pants at night. Girls walk with their boobs exposed everywhere all in the name of fashion [porn doesn’t have to be the act, just a little nudity is enough to get those hormones churning]. All these factors, I believe, are slowly taking our sanity away and a time shall come when people (that’s us) will be totally out of their minds, and strangers will do it by the roadsides. That’s not a joke, it’s reality.

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  19. Anonymous, on July 7, 2009 at 9:17 am said:

    haibambi

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  20. ken, on July 15, 2009 at 11:58 am said:

    it not that bad some people make a living out of it and as long as the campuserians are all over 18 whats tha beef

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  21. peter, on July 18, 2009 at 5:44 am said:

    sex is real an we should stop pretending about it. I’m addicted to ti

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  22. funguy, on July 23, 2009 at 11:18 am said:

    sex is part of life. if it wasn’t for sex we couldn’t be born. hence porn is part of life too, infact we need to introduce porn sports in the olympics

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  23. Eric, on August 1, 2009 at 3:33 am said:

    I stumbled upon yo blog by sheer luck and i gotta say u’ve done a fantastic job.Now about the porn in Ma3s,well,any,video can have a 2nd version..u just need an audio track of the music and a ‘lifted off’ video from any seen from movies or anywhere else and u ‘merge/overdub’ them 2getha with software and u are good 2 go or even cheaply u go to torrent sites and they are plenty of custom made videos for you.
    The question who due we blame?coz as Kenyans we so good at it..esp pointing fingers to the highest authority.
    By the way,if they allowed over 18 ma3s and allowed them 2 play such stuff and u have to prove ya over 18 to board one,i don’t mind!!
    The Point here is to protect the vulnerable group and that is where we failed!!

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  24. fyatu!, on August 1, 2009 at 5:11 am said:

    I don’t think it’s astonishing to see mats playing porn this days, It’s everywhere and everybody seems to like it. I can’t see anything wrong in it.

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  25. des, on September 20, 2009 at 9:34 am said:

    I have seen many X-rated activity in those Matatus in my time. Call me guilty if you like but couldn’t help it myself. One time I was grinding this lady my hard-on was about to burst. Lo and behold she turned to me and gave it a nice massage from the to top of my pants. Another time I placed my pelvis onto this huge ass. The lady knew what was happening so gave me a nice lean over so that I can rub her box underneath. One other time I actually took the lady out of the bus and took her str8 to my little room in Eastleigh. Miss those times dummit.
    In Tokyo/’Japan they have female only train cars during rush hourse due the above specific problem. Its the women’s fault.

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  27. Faiz, on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm said:

    ave lived in eastleigh all ma live am astonished to hear that porn is shown in some matatus plying this route i ave heard of route 44 showin porn but eastleigh which route exactly since there is No.9 6 and 4 pliz can the person whosaw it be more specific.

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  28. smk, on October 4, 2009 at 12:08 pm said:

    However you guys are missing the fact that you have the option to not ride that mat. If its someones else thing, and they are an adult i dont see the beef…..

    Reply
  29. benographic, on November 27, 2009 at 6:20 am said:

    tis so sad of wats hapenin to our generation.its upon us to bring about relevant change n save our society. congratulations comrade.

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  30. Anonymous, on November 29, 2009 at 11:57 am said:

    I dont c anythng with porn. So long as u take it positively. After all couples see each other naked in bed.

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  31. vic, on January 24, 2010 at 8:44 am said:

    get serious man, is everyone on the streets your spouse. i only feel lyk seeing my gal naked not just any gal.

    Strong views right there..it’s good to have a stand.

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  32. rex balcom, on March 7, 2010 at 7:01 pm said:

    i really love kenya girls ..thinking how i can get one for sex

    sorry dude….am not a pimp.

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  33. ras d, on March 9, 2010 at 9:26 am said:

    ts cool

    what’s cool?

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  34. nyairobi, on October 4, 2010 at 8:25 am said:

    woah…this is a new one porn in mat????????…wth!!! sounds funny, passengers coftably sitted watching porn lol…

    there are perverts and there are perverts. Kenyans are freaky.

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  35. Anonymous, on November 12, 2010 at 8:48 am said:

    Crazy world crazy people crazy topic bt lets face it wat u doin abt it STOP empty tokin b da change u urself

    I don’t intend to support this, of course.

    Reply
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      Apple, badnews guys. Most amazing though was that old men of over 55 ( according to ma estimation), were the majority clients. And guys these pple were in serious sex, the lady on her back legs up and the old man on top!

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