The dating dictionary

as much as i try to write only original stuff, i must post this..

ATTRACTION

The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

DATING

The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY

A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT

A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE

A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

IRRITATING HABIT

What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY

How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy, people meet.

NYMPHOMANIAC

A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER:

A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

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17 Responses

  1. Lol….Lemmi jot these ones down… That definition for EASY is rough!!

    still waiting for your blog..read the instructions i posted previously. 😉

  2. LOL… must distribute to everyone i knowz!

    make sure guys get the eye contact one, that did it for me

  3. lol… i love the sober one. and the easy is just classic!

  4. hehehe! quite interesting and very true they are.

  5. LMAO! This is so cool. I’m going to have to distribut this one, like Tandra says! 😀

  6. *distribute

  7. Lol…so funny.

    I’ma copy this and save it in my drafts for future reference. If that’s ok with u.

    did i say somewhere it is copywrighted? my bad…it is copyrigthed, so dont u go copying nothing… just kidding, u can have the whole blog if u want..

  8. Kale ………….this is for CHOGM!!!

  9. Princess and cheri do u ever sleep? at 6 in the morning u were here commenting?Oh God u need serious help

  10. Eye contact LOL!
    I dont agree with Indefference though.Great find all the same.

  11. Eye contact LOL!
    I dont agree with Indefference though.Great find all the same.

  12. Sent to all in my social email address book! lol.

    I loved Easy & Eye Contact!

    very nice

  13. @Supreme Gream
    Eye contact was my best too..

  14. Am new here. Just heard of this site n how wonderful it is. This piece is great. I luv it

    Thank you..where did you hear this?

  15. nymphomaniac….u go girl!

    thanks!

  16. Hahaha funny actually. Ati morals of a man

    it is funny, yeah!

  17. probably you are a nymphet

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