So I have decided to make a list of things to do, seeing as it were we open school next week for my last year of campus. I’ll be among the oldest guys around…regardless of age. It all depends on how long you have been around…and four years can be a long time.
So here goes:
1. Date a younger guy. Am not sure about this though..perhaps I should call back my brother’s friends who have been sending me funny-funny texts. There is also this neighbour whose brother will be joining first year in my campus and she wants him to be shown around..hmmm…
2. Get a crazy hairdo. Am actually thinking of dying my hair burgundy, now that I couldn’t find purple dye. And a tattoo while at it. Maybe I’ll put up a pic.
3. Drink keg and muratina at nguka’s. Don’t even know where that is, but it’s high time I found out.
4. Make out in the library.
5. Decide absolutely my mission in life. Change it five times.
6. Visit every corner, nook and cranny of the vast(ish) campus.
7. Seriously become active in the few clubs I have joined.
8. Climb mount Kenya with those guys who announce the activity on the notice board.
9. Travel alone outside the country…am thinking Uganda soon.
10. Do an exam while high. Ok, maybe I wont risk an exam, but a CAT in a boring but easy subject.
11. Become involved in my college town. Complete a project that will benefit the local community.
12. Fall helplessly in love, get dumped, and recover. This just sounds stupid, I know. I picked it up from the internet. But what’s college without heartbreak?
13. Climb the water tank at Studiez: this is like the highest point in campus and I rem last year a couple of finalists climbed it. I was going to join them, but I was lucky to have even made it to my bed. Don’t know how wasted one has to be to do such a silly thing.
14. Tear down the papers at the main notice board…every Friday night, some idiot tears down the notices in a drunk and disorderly way, I guess in readiness for a new week or something. Will be an idiot someday.
15. Go for bowling…maybe not. Never seen the fun in it. Perhaps I’ll just play it on the computer.
16. Skinny dip in a pool somewhere.
And the list goes on and on….